who pees in the shower?

[beachguy in thongs]

i guess im like yoda and am one of the few who dont piss in the shower.

That's cool, d00d.

I never learned, when I was little, that a shower was an alternative-toilet.

I take showers to take showers, not to stand there and piss. That's what the latrine/commode/toilet/shitter is for.