I have two...

The first was when I was about 8 or 9. I had went to the park and there were these girls rollerskating on the tennis courts. I wanted to flirt so I made my way over. All the while, I had the bubble-guts for some reason that day. So I was messing around with them and my stomach started hurting real bad. I told them I'd go get my skates and be right back. On the way home...I had an 'accident'. The embarassing part was later, my friends are I were on my stoop and my mother comes out yelling about what the hell did I do to my pants and yadda yadda yadda. Not cool.

The other happened when I was about 14. It was summer and I was riding my bike, popping wheelies, doing fork stands, jumping curbs, yadda yadda yadda. I head down to a park as I'm riding around, there was this girl I wanted to talk to for the longest time. So I gear up and start doing some of my best moves. At this park, there was a section of the curb that was a little raised and flattened. It was so park vehicles could get in...it also made for nice jumps on a bike. So my 'finale' was to jump this curb and get the most air I could. I had the perfect approach and hit everything perfectly. Mid air...something got caught in my chain and I immediately started to lose all forward motion as the back end of my bike came up and I flipped around. I let go of the bike and landed square on my chest. She and her friend just laughed as I tried to breathe again. Never got her number...
Big Calhoun Reviewed by Big Calhoun on . embarrasing moment's have you ever been real embarrased in front of others heres a lil story of this one time one hot summer day me and my homie chuy were kicking back it was hot like 104 and no wind at all.we were sober and grouchy at the time i was 13 and my homie 14. on the block i was staying there was an older crowd about 18,19,20 one of the olders guys named oscar had a pool in his backyard. oscar,chris,john,and jerry and rolled up smoking weed in a 5.0 mustang they invited us to swim and Rating: 5