happens to highschools all the time. However I usually hear about jackasses hoppin the fence, takin a dump in the pool, and runnin' away. Imagine the swimteam all diving in... one of them sees a giant turd at the bottom... Screaming... frantically getting out... Always costs huge amounts to fix. Thanks jackass!
Your girlfriend was lickin' your ass? Was there honey on it or something?? I've never really heard of ANYONE's gf licking their ass... heh...
I don't really get embarrassed anymore. But the one time I do remember being embarrassed, was wayyy back in 2nd grade. Two events, the SAME DAY. Man this was a bad day.
Teacher had this wierd hour set up so she could read a book and eat a sandwich.. noone's allowed to leave the room or speak...
You have to sit on the floor and draw... I remember squirming around, realizing I needed to take a piss, and then fearing my teacher's reaction... Eventually, the smell of urine and a giant pool/puddle come creeping out from all directions underneath me. hahahaha...
Same day, I'm waiting by the door to a one-person bathroom, and two jackasses walk up ahead of me... The door is locked, and they start knocking constantly, screaming, kicking the door, and generally enraging the person inside. They run off, but their antics have caught the attention of basically everyone in the lunch area... So I'm standing there, and two minutes later, the Principle calmly opens the door, shuts it behind him, turns to face me, and literally blows my head off with screaming rage. He didn't even give me a chance to explain before snarling like a demon and jogging off.
...hated that bastard ever since...