I have two...

The first was when I was about 8 or 9. I had went to the park and there were these girls rollerskating on the tennis courts. I wanted to flirt so I made my way over. All the while, I had the bubble-guts for some reason that day. So I was messing around with them and my stomach started hurting real bad. I told them I'd go get my skates and be right back. On the way home...I had an 'accident'. The embarassing part was later, my friends are I were on my stoop and my mother comes out yelling about what the hell did I do to my pants and yadda yadda yadda. Not cool.

The other happened when I was about 14. It was summer and I was riding my bike, popping wheelies, doing fork stands, jumping curbs, yadda yadda yadda. I head down to a park as I'm riding around, there was this girl I wanted to talk to for the longest time. So I gear up and start doing some of my best moves. At this park, there was a section of the curb that was a little raised and flattened. It was so park vehicles could get in...it also made for nice jumps on a bike. So my 'finale' was to jump this curb and get the most air I could. I had the perfect approach and hit everything perfectly. Mid air...something got caught in my chain and I immediately started to lose all forward motion as the back end of my bike came up and I flipped around. I let go of the bike and landed square on my chest. She and her friend just laughed as I tried to breathe again. Never got her number...