Quote Originally Posted by friendowl
have you ever been real embarrased in front of others
heres a lil story of this one time

one hot summer day me and my homie chuy were kicking back
it was hot like 104 and no wind at all.we were sober and grouchy
at the time i was 13 and my homie 14.
on the block i was staying there was an older crowd about 18,19,20
one of the olders guys named oscar had a pool in his backyard.
oscar,chris,john,and jerry and rolled up smoking weed in a 5.0 mustang
they invited us to swim and blaze.everything was cool and we were chillin
then they snapped on us.they were a lot bigger so they ended up with our
shorts.me an my lil homie are in the pool naked and the older guys leave the yard with our shit.i was fuckin pissed.the only way out of the house was
through the sliding glass window which was in the living room where the mom
and sister were sitting.we stayed in the pool for a long fucking time thinking
of what to do.
my house was about 7 houses down.so basically we had to get thru this
house go outside where theres a gang of more people and run 7 houses
down and try to get into my house that is locked all while being buck naked

i went first
i put one hand over my raisin like dick
the other cover my ass crevasse
i sucked in some air and hit the door
the moms eyes lil up when she seen me
and the sister starts laughing her ass off
i hear my homie behind me yelling hurry hurry
i broke the door opening it with my shoulder
and i had my head down while i was running
all i could hear were people laughing and talking shit
i made it home went in the back yard hopped in the window
and plotted my revenge
That shit was funny
I am laughing my ass off here in the library
my new home for an hour a day
till i fix my home computer
Just like Minnesota Man: I will post mine later
I have a good one.
Hope the thread dosen't go away
before I remember
I will call this post
STONED IN THE LIBRARY
shouldnt they have this site blocked?