embarrasing moment's

[friendowl]

have you ever been real embarrased in front of others
heres a lil story of this one time

one hot summer day me and my homie chuy were kicking back
it was hot like 104 and no wind at all.we were sober and grouchy
at the time i was 13 and my homie 14.
on the block i was staying there was an older crowd about 18,19,20
one of the olders guys named oscar had a pool in his backyard.
oscar,chris,john,and jerry and rolled up smoking weed in a 5.0 mustang
they invited us to swim and blaze.everything was cool and we were chillin
then they snapped on us.they were a lot bigger so they ended up with our
shorts.me an my lil homie are in the pool naked and the older guys leave the yard with our shit.i was fuckin pissed.the only way out of the house was
through the sliding glass window which was in the living room where the mom
and sister were sitting.we stayed in the pool for a long fucking time thinking
of what to do.
my house was about 7 houses down.so basically we had to get thru this
house go outside where theres a gang of more people and run 7 houses
down and try to get into my house that is locked all while being buck naked

i went first
i put one hand over my raisin like dick
the other cover my ass crevasse
i sucked in some air and hit the door
the moms eyes lil up when she seen me
and the sister starts laughing her ass off
i hear my homie behind me yelling hurry hurry
i broke the door opening it with my shoulder
and i had my head down while i was running
all i could hear were people laughing and talking shit
i made it home went in the back yard hopped in the window
and plotted my revenge

friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on 06-15-2006. embarrasing moment's have you ever been real embarrased in front of others heres a lil story of this one time one hot summer day me and my homie chuy were kicking back it was hot like 104 and no wind at all.we were sober and grouchy at the time i was 13 and my homie 14. on the block i was staying there was an older crowd about 18,19,20 one of the olders guys named oscar had a pool in his backyard. oscar,chris,john,and jerry and rolled up smoking weed in a 5.0 mustang they invited us to swim and Rating: 5

[rainbows.rsexy]

the time someone called the police on me for doing my laudry at a complex I was not authorized to be doing laundry.


The cops showed up and put me in handcuffs.....with a group of young women around smiling and listening to the whole situation.

It was about 1am.

They said they got a call that I had been following some girl and made her spooked. I just told the cops I came back to put my clothes in the dryer...thats all. The cop accused me off trying to pull pepper spray on him because my hands were in my pockets before he put the handcuffs on me...


I told him it is a habit of mine to keep my hands in my pockets.

after the seventh cop arrived on the scene...they decided to let me go

I was thouroughly embarassed....I felt raped by whichever "she-dog" it was that called the cops on me!

[Psychonaut28]

One time, my girlfriend was licking my ass, and i farted. She acted like nothing happened, but i was kinda embarrassed.

[Sauce]

One time, my girlfriend was licking my ass, and i farted. She acted like nothing happened, but i was kinda embarrassed.

lol that sounds embarrasing

[drboots13]

have you ever been real embarrased in front of others
heres a lil story of this one time

one hot summer day me and my homie chuy were kicking back
it was hot like 104 and no wind at all.we were sober and grouchy
at the time i was 13 and my homie 14.
on the block i was staying there was an older crowd about 18,19,20
one of the olders guys named oscar had a pool in his backyard.
oscar,chris,john,and jerry and rolled up smoking weed in a 5.0 mustang
they invited us to swim and blaze.everything was cool and we were chillin
then they snapped on us.they were a lot bigger so they ended up with our
shorts.me an my lil homie are in the pool naked and the older guys leave the yard with our shit.i was fuckin pissed.the only way out of the house was
through the sliding glass window which was in the living room where the mom
and sister were sitting.we stayed in the pool for a long fucking time thinking
of what to do.
my house was about 7 houses down.so basically we had to get thru this
house go outside where theres a gang of more people and run 7 houses
down and try to get into my house that is locked all while being buck naked

i went first
i put one hand over my raisin like dick
the other cover my ass crevasse
i sucked in some air and hit the door
the moms eyes lil up when she seen me
and the sister starts laughing her ass off
i hear my homie behind me yelling hurry hurry
i broke the door opening it with my shoulder
and i had my head down while i was running
all i could hear were people laughing and talking shit
i made it home went in the back yard hopped in the window
and plotted my revenge

LOL thats a great story. So what are you going to do?

[rainbows.rsexy]

i'd a waited until I was old enough to move away so they don't know my wereabouts then somehow got alot of manure in their pool

[rainbows.rsexy]

that has happened once to a nearby high school pool....one sack of manure with a heavy rock to sink it to the bottom cost the school over 20 Grand to replace the pools maintenance system that was wrecked

[Inferius]

happens to highschools all the time. However I usually hear about jackasses hoppin the fence, takin a dump in the pool, and runnin' away. Imagine the swimteam all diving in... one of them sees a giant turd at the bottom... Screaming... frantically getting out... Always costs huge amounts to fix. Thanks jackass!
Your girlfriend was lickin' your ass? Was there honey on it or something?? I've never really heard of ANYONE's gf licking their ass... heh...
I don't really get embarrassed anymore. But the one time I do remember being embarrassed, was wayyy back in 2nd grade. Two events, the SAME DAY. Man this was a bad day.
Teacher had this wierd hour set up so she could read a book and eat a sandwich.. noone's allowed to leave the room or speak...
You have to sit on the floor and draw... I remember squirming around, realizing I needed to take a piss, and then fearing my teacher's reaction... Eventually, the smell of urine and a giant pool/puddle come creeping out from all directions underneath me. hahahaha...
Same day, I'm waiting by the door to a one-person bathroom, and two jackasses walk up ahead of me... The door is locked, and they start knocking constantly, screaming, kicking the door, and generally enraging the person inside. They run off, but their antics have caught the attention of basically everyone in the lunch area... So I'm standing there, and two minutes later, the Principle calmly opens the door, shuts it behind him, turns to face me, and literally blows my head off with screaming rage. He didn't even give me a chance to explain before snarling like a demon and jogging off.
...hated that bastard ever since...

[birdgirl73]

When I was 22 and was a first-year teacher, one day I was teaching school on a warm spring day when the air conditioning kicked on and blew a chill through the room. My nipples got rock hard.

I wasn't wearing a thick enough bra or dress, and I happened to have a class that was largely composed of 15-year old boys. Needless to say, I lost their attention. A few of them moved their books over their laps. I was mortified, but I think they enjoyed it. This was in 1983 in the pre-Internet days when teenagers didn't yet see way more than that every day on their own computers. Always after that I made sure I wore a padded bra. And I talked to the principal about the thermostat setting!

[minnesota man]

When I was 22 and was a first-year teacher, one day I was teaching school on a warm spring day when the air conditioning kicked on and blew a chill through the room. My nipples got rock hard.

I wasn't wearing a thick enough bra or dress, and I happened to have a class that was largely composed of 15-year old boys. Needless to say, I lost their attention. A few of them moved their books over their laps. I was mortified, but I think they enjoyed it. This was in 1983 in the pre-Internet days when teenagers didn't yet see way more than that every day on their own computers. Always after that I made sure I wore a padded bra. And I talked to the principal about the thermostat setting!

Fuck yeah!

I'll post mine later.