How Many Times A Month Do You Get High?

The 2nd question should be 'How Many Times A Month Do You Sober Up?'

I forgot what it's like to be sober.. If I don't smoke for half a day, I think that's sober.. Once or twice a year when I go abroad I stop smokin for the duration of my holiday, altho last year I bought an Oz of low budget weed while in the Gambia for a week. I had no choice but to smuggle some back cuz I couldn't smoke it all in that heat.