My friend scrapped her husbands clapped out porsche, it had been sat on her drive for 4 years not capable of going anywhere and she'd had enough. He was NOT happy when he found out, he'd stashed a kilo of green under the seats!!!! They're still married tho, now that's love.

"each time my mouth opens it's like an oral drive-by"
One of the best lines I've read in ages

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