I saw an American Ice Hocky game and 3 blokes crashed into a goal and 2 got up and the tother guy got on his hands and knee's and pulled off his helmet and he'd slit his throat on a ice skate and within like 5 seconds he'd made a big puddle on the ice, and i mean big. Even though blood on ice looks more than their is he'd probably lost a pint in 5 seconds, and i could see it spurting when he put his head back.

Never watched hocky again.