this is kinda a long one but..........

it was thanksgiving dinner and this lil boy was walkin through his house...
he walked past the bathroom and his dad was shaving...he heard shit...
he said whats shit mean..........oh its another word for shaving cream...
so he walks past his brothers room and heard dick....he said whats dick mean..........oh its another word for toys...
so he walks to his sisters room and hears tits buns tits buns....whats tits and buns mean.........oh its another word for hats and coats....
so he walks downstairs and his moms fightin with someone he hears bitch bastard bitch bastard....whats bitch and bastard mean.............oh its another word for people who come over for thanksgiving dinner............so he walks to the kitchen and his moms spicing the turkey and hears fuck................whats fuck mean........oh its another word for spicing the turkey........

the doorbell rings...
he opens the door and says hello bitch and bastard
may i take your tits and buns........
dads upstairs smearing shit all over his face.......
my brothers in his room playin with his dick........
and moms in the kitchen fucking the turkey.........

tokinsmoke Reviewed by tokinsmoke on . having a bad day?? The next time your having a bad day just imagine: You're a Siamese Twin. Your brother attached to your shoulder is gay, your not. He has a date coming over tonight and you only have one ass... omg could u imagine that.... that cracked me the fuck up... :D peace Rating: 5