I like that one hehehe... I got one (barf-bags at the ready)

Quasimodo is desperate for a shag, so he goes into the French red-light district. All the whores run away when they see him walking along.
Eventually, Quasi happens across Manky Maude (a real leather bag of a thing), so he asks her for business.
Maude has been a bit quite of late (about ten years, actually lol), so she reluctantly agrees to service him.
When they get back to his place, she undresses and jumps into bed and watches Quasi get undressed. She sees the horrific vieny legs. She sees the scarred and disfigured arms, and when he removes his shirt, she sees his scabby back - it is covered in warts, and scars, and pus - it is so horrible that she barfs onto the floor just behind Quasi.
Quasi looks round and sees the puke on the floor behind him, and exclaims, "What the hell is THAT?!"
"I'm sorry Quasi," replies Manky Maude, " but I couldn't help it, I threw up!"
Quasi breathes a sigh of relief.
"Thank fuck for that," he cried, "I thought that my back had burst"


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