Quote Originally Posted by ermitonto
A guy walks into a whorehouse and asks the lady at the front desk what he could get for $5. "Five bucks? That ain't much...you can get Scabby Sally, Crackhead Patty, oh and Whistlin' Mary is in tonight. She can give you a blow job while she whistles!"

Confused and intrigued, the man accepts the offer. "Just walk into the second door on the right there, put the money on the table and turn out the light."

So he walks into the door, places his $5 on the table and turns out the light. A few minutes later the door opens and he sees the silhouette of Whistlin' Mary come in, and the door closes again.

The lady begins to pleasure him and starts whistling some familiar tunes. It feels good and the man goes along with it, tapping his feet to the songs, but after a while he starts to get really bugged by it. He simply can't figure out how she's doing it! So he quickly leaps up and turns on the light, but as soon as he turns around to look at her, he catches a glance of her bolting out the door, slamming it behind her.

Absolutely bewildered by this point, the man sits back down and glances at the table, where he sees his $5 and a glass eye.
I dont get it