Whenever people are feeling down, I like to tell them "Things could be worse. You could be getting ass-raped by a clown with herpes." I find that people generally fail to appreciate the abject horribleness that that situation would entail.
ermitonto Reviewed by ermitonto on . having a bad day?? The next time your having a bad day just imagine: You're a Siamese Twin. Your brother attached to your shoulder is gay, your not. He has a date coming over tonight and you only have one ass... omg could u imagine that.... that cracked me the fuck up... :D peace Rating: 5