there was this family and they were too poor to buy food so this old
man went and shot them a squirrel and it still had the bbs in it...
they ate.........it was the lil girls bedtime so they went upstairs and
the lil boy went outside...

one lil girl came downstairs and said mommy mommy i peed a bb...
thats good hunny go back to bed...
the other lil girl came down and said mommy mommy i peed a bb...
thats good hunny go back to bed...

the lil boy came in and said mommy mommy...
let me guess u peed a bb?
no i was jackin off in the backyard and shot the dog