once i was having a conversation with a female friend over an online messanger, her mom was just behind her in the kitchen, knowing she often ended up reading shit outloud she didn't understand (in an attempt to perhaps make it make more sense, i'm guilty of the same thing) i sent her the following message:
"My Dixie Wrecked"
about a minute later she puts a mad emoticon-smiley face-thingy and explained to me the strange looks she had just recieved from her mom...