Hey LIP, some kid in elementary school threw a chunk of concrete into a playground full of kids. It hit me on the head. I didn't know what happened. I was just walking along and then I felt like static on a TV screen in my head.
Next blood came streaming down my face. I walked up to Mrs. Wooten for help but she screamed. I ended up getting like 10 stitches right on top of my head and I now have a cool zorro mark I can see when I shave my head. In addition, I'm kind of loopy now.