I got busted!!

[tootsie roll]

Esmada... I wanna hug you right now.
My mother was an abusive stubborn witch.
I wish I had a mom like you...

I feel for ya. I had the same kind of problem with my monster.
One thing she did was the emotional abuse. I hate the color red because of her. Even tho I was thin, she said I looked like the back end of a fire truck when I wore red.
Funniest thing about that was she weighed at least 400 pounds. Not funny about those 400 pounds was that she used her weight as a weapon. If she managed to catch me, she'd sit on me.

The only decent thing she ever did, and she did it because she adored my brother and he smoked. She allowed weed in the house but only in our rooms.
Which was cool but she'd ALWAYS rag on me when I was doing it and he wasn't home.
I used to wish that anybody else in the world was my mom. Then one day I found out she wasn't my real mom. And that's another story. Nothing good either.

But now....I"M FREE!!!:dance: :dance:

[Captain Hanks]

Yes my friends its true, my mom caught me and im not gonna be smoking for a while . It happened today. She was in my room (i forgot why) and she was saw that my suitcase was open so she went to close it. Well i had a pipe in there made from a plastic water bottle. She found it and got really mad at me and made me give her the rest of my weed. I wouldnt have done it but shes sort of caught me before and i used the same excuse " I just smoked the last of it." So she's all pissed off and doesnt trust me anymore. And i feel horrible for disobeying her but i just wish she would let me smoke it. Her only problem is that its illegal. Oh well. I guess im going to quit for a while. I don't know when ill smoke again..

SAME HERE!
my mom knows the facts right, ha, but the illegal thing is wut slows her down
wish i could just do it freely in my room chillen
o well
jsut be safer

[Captain Hanks]

just think of it at a break to build ur tolerance, itll go by way fast
happy future tokinng

[halo]

i have found through experience that the best way to convince anyone that theyre in the wrong state of mind about something is to make them ask themselves why they think what they think. to be completely honest, if you have a wealth of weed knowledge and you get into a lengthy conversation with your mom about why weed is illegal and why all illegal things arent bad, you can win it. i started and won a lot of these conversations while establishing that i was a responsible person with "drugs" and voila, theyre ok with it now.

try to get your mom to explain to you why she has the viewpoints she does. example:
why is it bad if i do weed its just a plant.. etc etc (not a real question, already know her answer)
well its illegal
why is it illegal? (also not a real question, you know the gist of her answer)
because its destructive and bad and makes you forget stuff (lol..)
why isnt alcohol illegal?

if she chooses to answer the last question you know youve already won. even if you dont get an answer, asking that question in that context means youve pretty much won. anyone answering the last question in that context blatantly admits that the government has control over what people think is right and wrong with regards to substances (and much more also..)

just an example, please dont write it down or something :P

Thank you so freaking much Onions of Love. I know exactly what to do now. But first I am going to search the internet and make sure i can cite and quote many scientific studies saying that marijuana isnt bad. Gracias Senor