You should catch him and befriend him. Lizards are cool. Here's a pic of mine. Diego the Bearded Dragon. I had an iquana named Henry years ago but my roommate's Golden Retriever killed it.
minnesota man Reviewed by minnesota man on . There's a Lizard in my kitchen! Goddammit... he's peeking his head out from under my fridge, and I can't get at him. And I'm high, so I'm sitting here like an idiot with my feet up on my desk typing so he doesn't come and run up my leg or something! Rating: 5