make me laugh

[HazardousToking]

What do you call a petite girl with a yeast infection??


quarter pounder with cheese

[MaryJaneintheCloset]

What do you call a petite girl with a yeast infection??


quarter pounder with cheese

LOL ewww...!

Friendowl, cheer up my friend! I just found out my NEW sister in law is now doing internet adult porn type photos. Just like my EX sister in law. Both married to the same guy, my BIL. I'm starting to think he has a fetish or something...

[muncheemama]

this is my favorite joke....ive probably told it on here before..

whats the hardest part of eating vegetables....









wait for it










getting them out of the wheelchair....

[minnesota man]

I'm freakin busy but if friendowl wants something, I will make time to try.

Woman walks into an ice cream shop and says, "I would like a pound of vanilla, a pound of strawberry and a pound of chocolate."

Ice cream guy says, "Sorry ma'am. We're outta choclate."

She says, "O.K. I'll have a half pound of vanilla, a half pound of strawberry and a half pound of chocolate."

The guys says, "Ma'am, we don't have any chocolate."

She then says "Oh, then I'll have a quarter pound of vanilla, a quarter pound of strawberry and a quarter pound of chocolate."

The guy is mad. He asks, "Can you spell the van in vanilla?"

"V A N"

"Can you spell the straw in strawberry?"

"S T R A W"

"Can you spell the fuck in chocolate?"

"There is no fuck in chocolate."

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If that doesn't work, have you ever heard of masterbation being refered as "punching the clown."

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The butt cheeks joke was great I've been makin' people smile all over with that one.

[friendowl]

i aint feeling blue maryjane
but thanks
i just feel silly but no laughs

your brother or inlaw is a pimp
internet porn is a money maker
smart man bad husband

[PaRaNoIa]

I don't get it minnesota man..

I found that pretty lame actually..

[friendowl]

minnesota that was good
i got a crooked smile frm that

[HazardousToking]

I don't get it minnesota man..

I found that pretty lame actually..

there is no fuck-in(FUCKING) chocolate...


lol

it was good MM

[PaRaNoIa]

Oh..

Now I think it's even more lame.. I need to smoke another bowl, then I'll re-read it!!

[3rdEyeVision]

a girl with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach. a guy walks by and she asks him if he can hug her cause she's never bein hugged before, so he picks her up, hugs her and walks away. another guy walks by and she say can you kiss me cause Ive never been kissed before, he picks her up kisses her and walks away. another guy walk by and shes like can you fuck me Ive never been fucked before, so he picks her up, throws her in the water and yells YOUR FUCKED NOW BITCH!!!!! lol hahaha i love that one