Quote Originally Posted by friendowl
i am sad to report
that the haze master
has been brutally raped
by not one but two grizzly bears
while he was laying unconsciuos
after the attack a wolf ate his balls
he is in intensive care and needs 420 stitches

may your prayers find him
no my nuts are in great condition thanks very much
you are the one who went to prison lol
jk jk
but now im in pagosa springs colorado
chillin like a villain
yesterday i got blazed with some random people
i was in Garden of the Gods park
and im walkin down from a trail... my dad is a half hour behind me...
and as im turning on the car i see inside the blue pickup next to me
a guy sparkin a glass bowl
so i turn up weed song track 11
and they look over and pull out a fat sack
and i pull out a philly
and i jump in their car...
we just rolled a blunt and blazed it
thats all
i was high and i left
but this weed was the nicest i have ever seen
kinda reminds you of the scene from how high dont it
da haze meister Reviewed by da haze meister on . ROAD TRIP T Minus 17h 1m My father and I are going on a road trip starting tomorrow at 7am and ending on july 4th. We are going to San Antonio, TX, Pagosa Springs CO, Taos, NM, and possibly Mexico if i can talk him into it. Ill try and post from these places. We are traveling down there in a Saturn L300 with a turbo and brand new hi flo air filter (gets 350 HP and 25 mpg) but we are planning on renting dirt bikes, quads, and off road trucks and goin out into the desert. he used to always be stationed Rating: 5