ROAD TRIP

[KEGS]

By now your prob thinking when the fuck are we going to
get out of texas.San antiano is reel nice you will like that.
stay safe.

[minnesota man]

Exactly Kegs! da Haze, you went right past me.

Don't forget to do some heavy petting with the dolphins in San Antonio.

[sweetnhighz]

lol fuck that thats why i said vintage
would you rather have a garcia jersey *throws up a little in mouth*
im in dallas right now
tell minnesota man[/QUOTE]


ahahahaha! think u funny. i cant stand garcia! have you noticed every team hes been too they have done shit while and after he was there? hes a dayum curse! go frye!

[da haze meister]

lol im at a military base
in the san antonio area
its nice out here
my dad likes bone thugs lol
so far we have traveled 1500 miles
tomorrow its on to del rio
and then up to angel fire NM
cant wait
call me sweetnhighz

[sweetnhighz]

ill call ya babe...just b careful!

[da haze meister]

well last night was fuckin crazy
our car broke down in the parking lot (shorted out battery)
in san antonio
after we got back from the river walk
well about an hour later we are waitin for the tow truck
at 1:05
and five guys show up one with a lead pipe and one with a bat
i thought they were just fuckin around
they came up like "yall havin car trouble"
and my father is like yeah
so they start trying to open the hood
but we explain to them the problem
but they persist
well long story short, one of the guys pulled a switch blade and demanded all of our money
my dad hits one of the guys (black guy) in the face when he tried to push him
then knees him as he falls over
the other guy with the blade just gets more pissed and comes at me
my dad is like "go to the glove compartment"
so i go and he winks
and i open it and lo and behold, my sigpro 9mm
the guys were at the back of the car
so im like im gettin the money
and i come out and slowly check the chamber of the gun
and level it at the guy with the blade
he pulls a .22 revolver (i think it was cuz it wasnt loud)
and fuckin fires at me
he completely missed so i start just squeezing off shots at the group of them
i dont even know who i hit but i saw the wood bat break into like 1000 pieces and i saw mr .22 fall over half way through the parking lot
i chased them and picked up the lead pipe
they all pile into an astro van
and i keep shooting
i think i flattened the tire
but i dont know
i threw the pipe at the car and dented the fuck out of the back of it
and majorly fucked up the window
im sure i hit the gun guy now that i think about it
he fell over and his friends got him up
fuck those fuckers pisses me off takin advantage of tourists
i think i hit the black guy that my dad punched too
but it didnt end up being towed till this morning so we stayed in a holiday inn right next to the lot
and in the morning the police were at our car
asking what happened
cuz i didnt get all of the shell casings, they got called, and there was a small bullet hole in the rear right window of the car
i told them and they got descriptions, wrote up reports, and checked out the gun permits
dont fuckin mess with texas? dont mess with me
i was scared shitless when he pulled the gun, im not gonna lie
fuckin almost shit my pants when he shot at me
then i just squeezed the trigger lol
and to those of you that are gonna flame and say that im lying
go ahead lol i dotn care
i just found it funny
well in short cuz of that delay, we are staying at randolph for another night then goin tomorrow to carlsbad caverns
i got new golf clubs today too
and those of you that think im pulling a hempomatic, ask BobBong to verify my IP
Randolph AFB San Antonio Area TX
ill keep in touch goin to see flight 93 at the base theater
its like 2.00 for an adult ticket thats so great
peace everyone

[3rdEyeVision]

not really flaming but I just dont really believe all of this story, your dad works at a "top secret" base or something which you somehow know about, seeing as its top secret they wouldnt be able to tell their kids and especially wouldnt want it posted on the internet, then your travelling all across texas and colorado and stuff. thats a huge, expensive trip for someone who lives in the "ghetto", then you shoot people lol I dunno man...... sounds kinda like the other trip you took which we later found out was a lye.....

[da haze meister]

not really flaming but I just dont really believe all of this story, your dad works at a "top secret" base or something which you somehow know about, seeing as its top secret they wouldnt be able to tell their kids and especially wouldnt want it posted on the internet, then your travelling all across texas and colorado and stuff. thats a huge, expensive trip for someone who lives in the "ghetto", then you shoot people lol I dunno man...... sounds kinda like the other trip you took which we later found out was a lye.....

i get what yer sayin, bro
im not really poor, and im not rich
it is a fucking road trip, relatively cheap compared to, for instance, flying
this isnt top secret dude, its randolph AFB
he dont work for nothin top secret... hes retired... working for a security contractor in washington, giving people clearance cuz he has it
he just cant tell me about the specifics
and what other trip did i take that was later a lie? tell me that?
are you talking about when I exposed hempomatics lie?
i mean just ask bobbong he can check my IP for ya...
i am in the lobby of the lodging department at randolph afb
so fuckin cheap... 40 bucks for a huge suite
and i just saw flight 93 and copped a bunch of clothes
i never said i was dirt poor or nothin... i know some rich ass kids that live in the ghetto
i dont live in the horrible ghetto,... never seen a dead guy, never seen none of that
i can see why you are skeptical though
w/e homes believe what you would like to believe... i cant prove the shooting thing of course
but i can prove that i am down here
bobbong can you PLEASE tell them that i am

[m.g.]

yeah, that's the ticket!

[3rdEyeVision]

ya maybe im thinking of someone else fer the other trip, I remember they said they were at the airport with a laptop er whatever......I still dont believe the gun part of your post though lol