i remember the first time i smoked, but not the first time i got stoned haha.

the first time i smoked was after school on the last day of my freshman year. i had detested weed previous to this.. but my best friend finally convinced me to do it with her.. "just once" haha.. so we found her cousin (because neither of us had any pot background and no idea how to get any.. but her cousin was/is a major pot head and helped us out..) anyway.. we walked home with her.. went into this little back part of the old elementary school i used to goto.. and toked up.. i was told that i smoked like a duck.. or i looked like a duck when i smoked.. either way. (i couldnt actually smoke a joint right until just recently, but i never really needed to since everyone under the age of 20 around here uses pipes anyway, for some reason, ive noticed that older potheads prefer joints). but i didnt get high my first, second, third, or fourth time (something like that) but i DID get tired. i do remember the first time i got stoned my body started to tingle whenever i moved and it freaked me out, i hated that feeling so i would only smoke till i was buzzed.. now i enjoy it either way

ohh and scoot.. about getting caught jacking off.. haha.. dont worry, i masturbate EVERY time i get high.. that shit makes me as horny as fuck. i loveee to orgasm after smoking <3