Hahaha. Good story. I guess that weed made you horny.

I smoked a couple times before but never inhaled right and i rolled it myslef so it didnt burn right. But the first time i rolled right and got stoned was in my bathroom at like 10 oclock at night. I had some weed that i was supposed to be saving for the next day but i couldnt wait. I rolled one up and to my surprise it came out nice. I went in my bathroom paranoid as hell that i was gonna get caught. I cracked a window, lit it up, and started smoking. I felt that shit like 3 hits in. It was hard getting back to my room. It was real intense and i loved it. I couldnt get up off my futon and i remember that a million thoughts were traveling through my head at one time. It was great i was fucked in the head and i had such a body buzz. I passed out with a poptart in my mouth. Ive loved weed ever since.

There were ashes in my toilet so my grams thought i was smoking a cigg and watched me like a hawk for a month. I still toked up anyway. I was too stoned to flush.