There and Back Again

[jwh1914]

Okay so ill start this story when we're walking to this chicks house. me n my friend (a fellow member named TheStar) had just prepared an orbit wrapper with honey so we could roll a joint with my other friends weed. (heâ??s a dumbass). so me thestar, my dumbass friend and another of my friends on the way to this girls house, looking for a good place to toke it up. We some janky ass spots but then finally find a house that was being built. so we walk into the garage, out of sight, and thestar (being way more experienced in the ways of weed) rolls the jay. make that two joints. so we sit there for about 20 minutes smoking these two joints, n then make our way out of the garage and clean ourselves up(spray some cologne, use some visine, n eat some mints) and continue our journey to the girls house.

we get there in about 15-20 minutes, and go up to her room, where we find her n like 6 other chicks. by this time we are all moderatlly high, but we are trying to hold back, cayse the girls get pissed cause weare very young n smoke all the time. so were scattered all over the room, n laughing at the STUPIDEST things ever. by this time the girls are all telling eachotehr secrets that everyone could hear : OMG i think they're high!! so we chill up theer for about n hour n our high starts to slowly and sadly fade away. Once we get pretty much back to normal we go in the spaâ?¦tell some stories...feel up some pussy, you knowâ?¦ the usual.

So around 1 we walk home, and eat a fuck load of food. Then the best part of the night- We watch maybe the greatest movie of all timeâ?¦Super Troopers :thumbsup: so we watch thatâ?¦eat some more food.. n fall asleep around 4 in the morning.

The next morning, we are all pretty tired but ready to face new challenges. Then my two older borthers and their hella sick friend ask us if we wanna play â??football at the parkâ?� with them. To be honest I actually thought we were gonna play football. Lesson learned. Anyways me n my friends load up n my brothers friendâ??s truck n head up the street and around the corner to this beautiful house that was being built. He then drops us off, n tells us to go up the stairs n to the side of the house where we should sit on a bench. He goes n gets my borthers who parked their car at the park (so it looks like where there when my parents drive by to go to Costco).

So weâ??rem stiin up there, pretty amped about what was gonna happen..we were thinking that itd be another fun night with a pipe or somthinâ?¦well time passes n we get bored so my friend being a dumbass pisses in a fatty ass bottle, and pretty much fills it.

Ne ways the elders finnaly get back to the house and up the stairs comes my second eldest brother who is carrying a fat ass silver case, followed by his friend n my other brother. He then sits down on the bench-thingy and puts the code in the silver case. He slowly openes the case, and I see the most beautiful things ive ever seen. The case includes; a 3 foot bong named Mr. Amador, two sick ass pipes, a lighter, n finally about an 8th of green. This was my first time using a bong. We then sit there for about a half hour, passing around Mr. Amador n a pipe.

By the time we finish, I was FUCKED. Straight up FUCKED. The most FUCKED up ive ever been by far. My brother then helps me down the â??10 mile stair caseâ?� and we walkâ?¦.or shall I say fall..out of the house. By this time..i can only see pure yellow, n hear a bunch of voices that sounded like they were underwater. My brothers then say they gotta go babysit for some 5 n 7 year old kids for one of their birthdays (yeahâ?¦I know), and that we have to walk home (about a mile or 2). Then my FUCKEDNESS took over. I try to take a few steps..n then almost puke. I honestly felt like I was gonna die. So I quickly utter the words â??dudesssssssss..i gotta lay downâ?¦â?� and fall on the ground. I lay there for a couple of seconds (my friends tell me it was actually like 5 minutes)n then feel some hell of cold water all over my face. I then get up and feel MUCH better.

So we slowly start to walk back to the house. And have one crazy ass time doing it. During this time I also get a call from Big mac daddy, another fellow stoner. He immediately notices im fucked and we have a great convo. So we keep walking and when were almost at then house, we magically turn into mission impossible people and come up with a great plan of how to get food and drinks (to cure our munchies/cottonmouths) n then make it up to my room without getting questioned by my parents. (we forgot at the moment that they were at Costco ) so we get up to my room..chill off..n then go back downstairs to finish the great adventure by watching Super Troopers again .

And that my friends is the end of my story

jwh1914 Reviewed by jwh1914 on 06-11-2006. There and Back Again Okay so ill start this story when we're walking to this chicks house. me n my friend (a fellow member named TheStar) had just prepared an orbit wrapper with honey so we could roll a joint with my other friends weed. (heâ??s a dumbass). so me thestar, my dumbass friend and another of my friends on the way to this girls house, looking for a good place to toke it up. We some janky ass spots but then finally find a house that was being built. so we walk into the garage, out of sight, and thestar Rating: 5

[thestar]

wow good times...good times that was most definately the funnest time ive had in awhile

[smok n fiend]

sounds like a pretty fun evening... how old are you guys... Man i remember the first time i took a bunch of rips off a bong... i was sooo high i didnt know what was going on i just kept sitting there stoned repeating some phrase about how i wanted chinese food...lol

[smok n fiend]

no doubt

[Captain Hanks]

haha bong trial numero uno is the dankest thing ever

[sirsmokesalot]

my first bong rip got me fucked up. Back in the ninth grade i was home "sick" an my bro who had the day off smoked me out with his massive bong.
high as shit watching indiana jones for 3 hours.

[jamstigator]

Heh, my first bong was a tupperware container for the water-holding part. For a tube to suck on, I sawed off the barrel of a plastic video game gun. For a bowl, we used aluminum foil. None of that is funny (just desperate). What was funny was my idea to put my pet mouse in the bong, to see if mice get high.

Well, we bonged some rips, got distracted and started watching TV. Then I thought, oh crap, we forgot the mouse! I shook the tupperware and the mouse was definitely in there, but limp. I pulled him out and he wasn't breathing, and I felt godawful guilty, so I put my lips on his snout and blew into his lungs gently (mouth-to-mouse resuscitation?), and he started breathing again.

But he wasn't the same. All he would do (once he could move again) was jump as hard as he could straight up. I put him back in his aquarium, and bang, he jumped and smacked his head against the lid. He repeated that until he was unconscious. And whenever he'd regain consciousness, that's all I'd hear, the bang of mouse on the aluminum aquarium lid every 5 or 10 seconds until it'd stop and I'd know he was unconscious. This made it a real bitch to sleep at night, let me tell ya. He lasted a week before he died.

So...don't put mice in your bongs. Learn from my mistake!

[IlikeBongs]

lol.^^^^ dude the frist time i got high i used a bong.. =)

[Gary610DK]

haha... the first time i ever smoked i smoked a gram of really strong haze in a homemade bong with this one kid i knew that smoked.... it was 4/20 and i wanted to try it for a while so i thought id just go with him and smoke. needless to say i was fucked beyond belief ( almost like a trip but not actual hallucinations... i think some people know what i mean ) and had to ride my bike home on the highway lol.

i ended up getting back home and freakin out cuz i was so zonked and thought my parents were gonna catch me ( it was 4:00 pm in the afternoon, right my parents get home from work lol ). so i just went up to my room and fuckin stared at the ceiling for 3 hours straight lol.... that was the craziest high i ever had.

[smok n fiend]

jamstigator that is possibly one of the most badass bong stories i have ever heard...bottom line was... that mouse got blazed as hell...