If my husband gives me one more lecture...

[da haze meister]

If I was you, the second he starts the lecture I would crack a beer.

ROFL
omg that shit had me in tears
lmao dude your a sick fucker

da haze meister Reviewed by da haze meister on 06-10-2006. If my husband gives me one more lecture... I am going to strangle the man. He's in AA (court ordered) and now I have to hear his sermons about the psychological dangers of marijuana "addiction," how I smoke way too much and need to cut back, blah, blah, blah...he can't smoke because he gets randomly tested. Sometimes I think he's just jealous. I try to counter his lectures with some of my own because I've done extensive research about the dangers and benefits of weed. Unfortunately, he's a stubborn pig and thinks he's always Rating: 5