Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
it's easy, look him dead in the face, tell him to look you dead in the eyes and tell you he doesn't spank the monkey when he thinks no one is watching, if nothing else... get a video camera and hide it and hide it well, over the period of a couple of weeks, randomly start the recording and leave the house/room, if he does do it, you're bound to catch him on tape sooner or later, then leave the tape somewhere he and only he is sure to find it, i think it should get the message across..... but just for a touch of funny-ness, on the label write "Like father, like son, eh old man?"
That sounds sick... Who wants to watch their old man whack off??