Quote Originally Posted by Captain Hanks
also to those of you who read my post incorrectly, i was asking for my friend, and do not own catnip at all, and im over 14
yeah man by the way, which friend would that be? and yeah OLDER THEN 14?? HAHA YEAH TRY barley 15. your a joke man, get out of here, there are too many stoners on these forums for you to even be here, sport. I thought id bring this post back to life to remind everyone how much of a scammer this guy is. stay away from him AND his posts.

LET ME INRODUCE MR. CAPTAIN HANKS otherwise known by the name CHRISTIAN HENKEL. WHERE TO START?...

Hes about 5' 8 weighs around 95 pounds.
His daddy drives him around in his red bmw.
and his mommy drives him around in her blue mini van.
GUESS WHAT COVERS HIS FACE. freckles 2 da max. acne can go away but freckeles are here to stay... forever.. hahaha

His voice is fucking high by the way lol (well that will change after puberty)
not only that but this kids on a fucking diet! he eats like a fucking girl. a power bar a day and maybe a glass of water keeps him at his prefered weight of 95.5 pounds. he thinks if he gets to 100 he'll be too fat. we go to taco bell SUPER BLAZED> what does he order "uhh lemme get a water cup" I say to him "bro were blazed and at taco bell and i'll buy you some food man arent you gonna fucking eat" what does he do next? he only reaches in his backpack and pulls out a power bar WITH 32 GRAMS OF PROTEIN. AND only 6 carbs. Is he full? i dont know, he doesent look like it.