If you got offered to do some porn........

[P.E.N.G.U.I.N.]

"HONEY! ANGELA WAS LOOKING UP PORN ON THE WEB..."(Ahh, how well I've raised my daughter)"...AND FOUND A VIDEO OF YOU WANKING!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!?"

I'd do it, because I'd answer:

"I wanted some cash, I love wanking, so it's not that hard to see why I did it."