"one of the girls ordered a fuken double cheese burger..so that grossed us out cause shes a girl and that shouldnt be inside of her"

-Sexist. I can only imagine some of the shit you've eaten.

"it ends up hes never smoked. what a fucken poser/gay fag so i stop talking to him"

Wow, I hope your friends who don't smoke stop talking to you.

So you basically smoked enough trying to get as fucked up as you possibly could in a public place and then because you were acting so stupid, two girls left and you failed to get a ride several times. You also threw up and your bro got in trouble.

I could have told you all of this BEFORE you went and did it.

You need to grow up a little bit before you smoke anymore, bro.

I mean this in the least offensive way possible.