Ha Ha!
Reading through this has brought back some good memories! Whenever I'd get some solids when I was younger, you could guarantee that it was gold seal/red seal etc, but I think it was the same old shit i'd always had! Although, in these times of drought I got some pollen off a mate. TBH it blew my tits off! (I don't know if this was due to the quality or cause I hadn't smoked in ages).