I get pretty good deals for a few reasons.
My dealer and I have become really good friends in the past few months, after discovering we had alot of unfortunate events that happened to us in common. So, he hooks me up because he likes me, and another reason is, he doesn't buy what he sells. He gets it for free, but he has to sell it and pay his supplier back. He usually gets a few pounds a week. Now, about 2/3s of this gets sold usually in quads and ounces, and the rest he smokes. He smokes all through out the day, so yes, my dealer is always ripped when he sells me shit, lol.
Yeah, I just got some more from him, not white widow, but "panama red". I'm breaking it up right now, and then will smoke a joint.

Anyway, does anyone else have any stories to tell of when a sober person said something that was completely funny while you were high?