Aw man I want a neighbor that smokes.
Actually there is a chick who smokes on my floor but she's.... eh I don't really trust her.. she's this ugly white chick and brings these huge black guys over all the time and everyone KNOWS that there's an obvious gang bang going on in there..
I'm afraid if I invite her over, she'll bring over her loser friends (who have been accused of robbing one of the apartments in the building).