I'm a mo-fo when I'm blazed. If I'm alone or with friends I'll be cool as a cucumber. But if I sneak in a toke or I'm blazed when I shouldn't be (like at work, 5mins before the weekly sales meeting with the boss) then I get all paranoid and shit.

And the worst part is my eyes are ALWAYS red when its most noticeable, like at gym when all the lights are on and its really bright.