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One time on a Fourth of July celebration a long time ago, me and my friends were dicking around with tanks (the little cardboard tanks that shoot forward 10 feet and then blast sparks out the front). Well, my friends thought it'd be funny to aim it at my Dr. Pepper that was sitting on the ground. I didn't care, I thought it'd just be something interesting to do. So, we aimed it, lit it, it shot forward and blasted sparks point blank at my can of Dr. Pepper. About 10 minutes later, all the running around and throwing flaming objects at each other took its toll on my throat and I went to take a sip of my Dr. Pepper. What I got was a mouthfull of what tasted like...metal...ash...fire...and prunes. Fucking gross, I was throwing up for 20 minutes. I looked at the can after I was done being sick and saw that the sparks had melted the thing nearly in half!

Nasty fucking shit, I'm telling you.
P.E.N.G.U.I.N. Reviewed by P.E.N.G.U.I.N. on . whats the grossest thing you've ever tasted my worst thing was i had to drink melted snow that came from a burned out coffee can.it tasted like hot dirty bong water i had to drink a grip of this shit cuz i was suffering from dehydration in utah shit was fucking horrible i can still remember the taste yuck Rating: 5