whats the grossest thing you've ever tasted

[tokes too much]

unfortunately, i have bad luck with ingesting disgusting things...

1. before my grandma knew i was smoking cigs, i used to smoke in my room, and ash in a soda can, and yea you can guess the rest... i picked up the wrong can, when i started using this can it was half full of soda, by the time i was done, i got about half a mouth full of liquid, the rest was soaked up in ash and cigarette butts...
2. expired milk, like all the time, i'm really bad on checking the dates, there was this one time tho that comes to mind very clearly, i was sick-ish, and i made me a bowl of cereal, i thought it tasted kinda funny, but i wrote it off as the sickness messing with my taste, well later on i actually started puking, when i went to check the milk, it was outdated, and i don't mean by a day or two, i still to this day dont' know how the milk wasn't lumpy, usually rotten milk is lumpy or has some 'solid' feel to it, this was pure liquid
3. took a drink of my soda in the middle of the night, only to get a roach in my mouth...
4. working under the car, some shit fell in my mouth, i still don't know what it was, but i garuntee you will find nothing that tasted worse then that... it was like maybe the ammount of a few granules of pepper, but the taste was so strong i swear my mouth was filled to the brim with that shit... it was probably a mixture of oil, burnt belt, road grime, and who knows what else....
i've accidently stuck alot more nasty shit in my mouth, or some how wound up with disgusting shit in my mouth, but these are all i can remember at the time

oooooh, i have stuff like that happen to me alot too, it sucks donkey balls when something just flys into your mouth and all of a sudden your mouth is filled with a nasty ass taste that leaves you cringing; ive gotten everything from incredably spicey flys (or something) that burned the fuck out of my mouth, salty chunks of stuff falling from the sky right into my mouth, bird poop enough said. i have bad luck, and i really try to stay away from people with bad lisps and people who spit alot when they talk.......... :sadcrying

[slipknotpsycho]

and i really try to stay away from people with bad lisps and people who spit alot when they talk..........

lol when they do make spit fly on your lips, do you wipe it off, or lick it off? lol, i know people that will lick it off just to avoid the 'akwardness' ... fuck that shit, unless i've made out with you before, you better not get offended if i wipe your spit off my mouth..

[Gothen]

Well, I don't remember as I was a year old or younger, but I was with my family and we were looking at this apartment and I went into the bathroom and in the sink I guess was something and I picked up and put it in my mouth, being a baby. Anyway, my face instantly made the "OMG WHATS IN MY MOUTH!" face and it was crunchy they said, anyway, it was a petrified piece of dog shit. ALRIGHT! SCORE ONE MALIK!

I ATE CRAP! I beat ya'll! So, if anyone ever tells me to eat shit and die, I say, "I'm halfway there, Chief!"

[slipknotpsycho]

wait i'm confused... are you proud of the fact you ate shit? lol

[Gothen]

Not like I care, lol. I don't even remember it, so its not a big whoop. I was just messin around, but...if we're gonna get technical....

HECK YEAH, I'M PROUD!

I kid, I kid. lol

[HazardousToking]

Whoever was sayin bong water isnt the most digusting theny ou should let your bong dirty up for awhile and then see what you have to say.


I swear i can still taste that shit, wasnt bong water anymore, it was sludge

Im gunshy now so i clean it every week

[Gothen]

What does gunshy mean? And btw, way back when before I knew pot wasn't water soluable me and a couple friends made a bong and shit and we smoked about a quarter of it, and then me and the dude were like, "Hey...let's drink it! It'll fuck us up!" so we split it in half and then we drank it, not all at once, GOD not all at once. The taste was like...well, it doesn't EXIST, but it tasted like a rotted tire mixed with dirt. I drank it because I thought it would fuck me up, but....I ended up just puking about 20 minutes after it was done.

Puking it up is even worse, because not only did I have to see my stomach acid and smell my stomach acid, I had to smell bong water mixed with puke. It was AMAZING guys, I loved it. Effing wonderful to still have in my nose after, like....18 months.

But, I can't say its the nastiest thing I've ever eaten or tasted or whatever, because I mean...it ain't shit. Literally. lol

[The Big Easy]

Chew Spit, hands down. It not only is the worste taste ever but it burns all te way down.

[The Trickster]

One time after breakfast I sat my paper cup of iced tea down and went to put my plate in the sink, i do that and come back and grab my tea and take a sip. My face just kinda goes WTF and I spit it all back out, turns out I took a big swig of bacon grease. mmm mmm good.

[420purplehaze420]

alright absolute worst thing, i opened up a chocolate milk, instantly i smelled the worst smell i had ever smelt in my life, figured i would take my mind off it with a bug gulp of cool tasty chocolate milk, it was then i tasted the worst thing ive ever tasted in my life....it was something like 4 months old....i was ralfing in the bathroom for atleast 20 minutes...it was the most sourest, bitter, foul, makes your eyes water its so bad, taste in the world.