Quote Originally Posted by ermitonto
I am from 678 North Harrison St., apartment 5a, Fresno, California, 93704. My name is Martin Humphrey. I grow drugs in every room of my house and give it to the local elementary school children for sexual favors.



(Note: none of the above information is true. I'm not that dumb.)

ROFL! "I am available for arrest on Mon and TUe's b/t the hours of..."