Quote Originally Posted by bigblunt09
hey hydro how do u make one? lol guys yeah im fuckin new but oh well
Don't fret. We all had to learn sometime. You'll need a soda bottle, a tack, a pair of scissors, a pen tube, some chewing gum, a screen from any standard faucet, and something to use for the bowl (I've heard wrench sockets work great, but I just use the bowl part of a cheap metal pipe).

First, tear off the label on the soda bottle. Then poke a hole with the tack into the side of the bottle a couple inches from the bottom. Then open the scissors and put the end of one blade on the tack hole and spin it. Keep doing this, making a circular hole, until it is just barely big enough for the pen tube to fit through. Then shove it in at an angle so it almost touches the bottom of the inside of the bottle. Now you want to make sure that the bong is airtight, so chew some of the gum and use it to seal off any leaks around the hole you just made. If you're having trouble keeping the pen tube at an angle, use a piece of Scotch tape to hold the pen tube in place. Now attach your bowl to the pen tube (you can do this before you put the pen tube in if that's easier), again using the gum. Don't forget to put the screen in the bowl so your weed doesn't fall through. Next, you need to make one last hole, on the opposite side of the bottle from the first hole and about midway up the bottle. This one doesn't have to be perfectly circular; it is just your carb hole (cover it up with a finger when toking and release to inhale the whole chamber). Now put a little water in it, pack your bowl and enjoy!

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