one of my friends started calling me Ass Injector because according to him "i inject heroin into my ass"

a couple of my friends now have me in their phones as Ass Injector

and i've never even done heroin.

some people call me Clothesline Boy because i accidentally rode a bike under a clothesline, and got.... clotheslined

and the last nickname i have is Spike, because i ran full speed into a barbed wire fence one time when i was playing a game in the dark with friends, got a few nasty scars on my stomach from it