Today I had no weed.
I tried to say "Hey, maybe I'll be sober for a few days, build my tolerance back up." and be proud of myself, but the next thing I knew I was sitting around building pipes (a favorite hobby of mine whenever I have an hour to kill) thinking "Golly Jebus, how am I gonna get high today?"
I remembered some guy on here saying stems got him high, so I smoke two bowls of stems out of my gravity bong that I just made. It was disgusting and hardly worth it. I got kind of high for about twenty minutes but mostly it was just gross and not very enjoyable.

Sobreity can eat my ass, I'm going to go get high tomorrow even if it KILLS ME.