my homeboy ralph was the worse
when i got my new place i felt bad for the homie
so i let him move in.[big mistake]

this fool smoked straight crack everday.
i didnt realize till it was too late.
when someone hits the crack pipe they trip hard
he would take a hit then hide his pipe and his dope.
two minutes later he was looking for his dope and pipe again
he would do this like 100 times an hour it was annoying
he wouldnt say words just stare and look at you then get up and hit it
when i found out i told him not to smoke in my house or else
i came home one night and my dog was in the corner of the room
with huge fucking eyes and the dog was shaking.he looked like my homie
does when he smokes so i asked him"did you smoke my dog out with that shit"did you fucking punk" i took the dog to the vet and he got iv's and shit
vet said dog was dying what happened i stayed quiet
i told muy homie thats it no more one more fuck up and hes back in the street
fool didnt listen
i came home again and i had my lil girl with me
it was late and i wanted to go to sleep
i walk into my bedroom and it is full of crack smoke
i put my daughter in the car and split
the next day i came home i changed all the locks
got all my homies shit all of it and put it in trash bags
and threw em in the street.when he came bitching about
what i done i almost knocked his teeth out.even his mom was telling me shit
i told that bitch to let her fucked up son stay with her so she did
two weeks later she kicked him out cuz he smoked rocks all day
friendowl Reviewed by friendowl on . The Worst Roommate You Ever Had I was just telling this story to someone and thought I'd post a thread about it. Tell us about the worst roommate you ever had. For me, it was in college. At the start of my third year, I got sick and spent the preceding summer in the hospital. So I ended up submitting my paperwork late and bunch of mess. Ended up they didn't put me with my roommate, but with an exchange student Greece. I knew the semester was going to be bad when on my first day, my roommate says they screwed up his Rating: 5