The Worst Roommate You Ever Had

[chisme]

Wow, Big Cal. So that was the LONG story you mentioned in the other thread. That blows.

OK, I had a roommate in the dorm in college. Diane. An absolute pig in all sorts of ways. She let crap and dirt collect on every surface of the room including my side, from all her trash. She left spit-out gum on top of our beds or on books or clear surface spots. She didn't seem to change clothes or underwear very often, but she still piled up dirty laundry till it began to stink and draw bugs. She didn't bathe or wash her greasy hair as often as she should have, and she had every physical problem known to man, from asthma, which she played to the hilt (I have it too, so I'm mostly sympathetic) to scoliosis, which she played to the hilt (couldn't carry things up and down the stairs), to bad female problems, which she played to the hilt (lots of groaning and requests for heating pads and pain pills). She had body odor and chronically bad gas. And she took tampons out IN THE ROOM instead of going into the bathroom to do that. Deeply and truly nasty. It was like living with the creature from the Black Lagoon. I basically abandoned ship and went and stayed at home, where it was clean and people weren't pigs.

i woulda slapped the bitch lol

[Pride]

All my mates were great. Probably because when applying for a dorm, I checked all the boxes on the list of a good room that a school nerd who doesn't have any fun would apply for. (my parents forced me to)

I was worried my roommates might be booksmart boring nerds but they turned out to be nice kids whom all of them loved to toke up and drink.
It was quite a good year.

[wholapola]

My college roomate was gay, I am not. E'nuf said.

[halo]

My college roomate was gay, I am not. E'nuf said.

Did he ass rape you or something??

[The Figment]

The one who thought the rent money was a gift from the gods (He was into Santaria) an went to SanFrancisco and spent the money on LOTSA drugs!!

[Polymirize]

My college roomate was gay, I am not. E'nuf said.

What's the problem? Stereotypically shouldn't that have ensured a clean room and plenty of hot girls stopping by for fruity cocktails?

Or was he bigger than you and liked to cuddle?

[wholapola]

No ass rape or anything like that, actually he was a nice guy, it just didn't work out.