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If this could not be the most funniest day ever...
just thought i would share
My funniest day at work was when my co-worker Gabe was telling a story in the break room. He was out with his friend and their girlfriends, and they were leaving a bowling ally drunk. Luke (Gabe??s friend) stared swinging his girlfriend around by the wrists. Well when she slipped/he let go (who ever side u want to believe) she busted her ass on the ground and bumped her head on a car. Luke laughed at her and she got up and SLAPPED the ??ever living shit out of him? (which he probably deserved long before that). Well after she hits him he walks up to Gabe and said ??There is nothing worse than being slapped by a Bitch.? Now the whole time Gabe is telling this story he??s reenacting it, and he screams out what Luke said. Just as he finished 3 of the girls from up front (including the office manger.) came running back, the intercom on the phone had been on the whole time, the entire company, including the owner, all the v.p.s, everyone just heard every word of his story. Now on any other day that would have been funnier than all shit? but on this day we happened to have some important clients going over a BIG contract. So needless to say? I have never laughed so hard in my life.
KyserSozay Reviewed by KyserSozay on . I never laughed so hard in my life! So i was at work just twiddling my thumbs when a call came in. As u all that do not know me i am a 911 dispatcher. Anyway as this story goes. I take the call and the person on the other line tells me to send help cus her pussy is burning. :eek: I am like mam u need to go to the hospital i can't send out an ambulance for your pussy. So she starts yelling at me and i am like whoa mam u need to chill out and tell me how this happened. Well she just kept screaming how it was scortched and what Rating: 5