I never laughed so hard in my life!

[raven]

So i was at work just twiddling my thumbs when a call came in.
As u all that do not know me i am a 911 dispatcher.
Anyway as this story goes. I take the call and the person on the other line tells me to send help cus her pussy is burning. I am like mam u need to go to the hospital i can't send out an ambulance for your pussy.
So she starts yelling at me and i am like whoa mam u need to chill out and tell me how this happened. Well she just kept screaming how it was scortched and what not.
Well she starts crying and i am like mam u need to calm down and get to the urgent care and she hangs up.

If this could not be the most funniest day ever...
just thought i would share

raven Reviewed by raven on 09-22-2004. I never laughed so hard in my life! So i was at work just twiddling my thumbs when a call came in. As u all that do not know me i am a 911 dispatcher. Anyway as this story goes. I take the call and the person on the other line tells me to send help cus her pussy is burning. :eek: I am like mam u need to go to the hospital i can't send out an ambulance for your pussy. So she starts yelling at me and i am like whoa mam u need to chill out and tell me how this happened. Well she just kept screaming how it was scortched and what Rating: 5

[smokeysbaby]

screaming how it was scortched and what not.

HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON

[raven]

HMMMMMMM I WONDER HOW THAT HAPPENED DID SHE TRIP OVER A HOT IRON

I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills
hahaha hot iron that would be fucked up.

[sToNeDpEnGuIn420]

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA BURNING PUSSY WOOO!!!!!!

[smokeysbaby]

I think she said it was one of those Goerge Foreman grills

DAMN I HOPE SHE USED THAT LIL DRIP TRAY THAT IT COMES WITH

[wildy]

them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess

[wildy]

btw way i mean grills not girls

[smokeysbaby]

them girls arnt to good i tryed to put me cornflakes under didnt work to well just made a mess

HAHA SO U DIDNT BURN UR PUSSY

[wildy]

urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps

[Ammie]

urnt all me body on the sunbed if that helps

they have a timer and a tanning guide for that reason ur not supposed to just jump in a set the timer at the longest tanning session


and if u owuld have read it then u wouldnt have burned ur bits




and raven i love this post its classic u got balls babe love it