I never laughed so hard in my life!

[GHoSToKeR]

lol ok i understand, almost, how its possible for a guy to burn his genitals on a grill.. its wierd, but possible.. so how the hell did she burn her pussy on it, without sittin on the fuckin thing? lol

[Imotep]

again, picked up driptray full of hot oil, it spilt down her front, soaking into here clothes and blistering, burning and scalding her hot moist pussy.

in the male scenario, picked up driptray full of hot oil, spilt down his front and battered his saveloy.
"hi this is 911, how the hell r u today?"
"HELP IVE JUST BURNT MY SAUSAGE!"

[Lola]

ahahahhahahahahahahahahahah Raven omfg!!!!!


Best call ever

[KyserSozay]

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If this could not be the most funniest day ever...
just thought i would share

My funniest day at work was when my co-worker Gabe was telling a story in the break room. He was out with his friend and their girlfriends, and they were leaving a bowling ally drunk. Luke (Gabeâ??s friend) stared swinging his girlfriend around by the wrists. Well when she slipped/he let go (who ever side u want to believe) she busted her ass on the ground and bumped her head on a car. Luke laughed at her and she got up and SLAPPED the â??ever living shit out of himâ?� (which he probably deserved long before that). Well after she hits him he walks up to Gabe and said â??There is nothing worse than being slapped by a Bitch.â?� Now the whole time Gabe is telling this story heâ??s reenacting it, and he screams out what Luke said. Just as he finished 3 of the girls from up front (including the office manger.) came running back, the intercom on the phone had been on the whole time, the entire company, including the owner, all the v.p.s, everyone just heard every word of his story. Now on any other day that would have been funnier than all shitâ?¦ but on this day we happened to have some important clients going over a BIG contract. So needless to sayâ?¦ I have never laughed so hard in my life.

[Ammie]

lmfao i love this thread



Raven u just make my day

[Lola]

again, picked up driptray full of hot oil, it spilt down her front, soaking into here clothes and blistering, burning and scalding her hot moist pussy.

in the male scenario, picked up driptray full of hot oil, spilt down his front and battered his saveloy.
"hi this is 911, how the hell r u today?"
"HELP IVE JUST BURNT MY SAUSAGE!"

ahahahhahahah thats gotta be classic omfg

Imotep your fucking funny sweet irony!

[Ammie]

again, picked up driptray full of hot oil, it spilt down her front, soaking into here clothes and blistering, burning and scalding her hot moist pussy.

in the male scenario, picked up driptray full of hot oil, spilt down his front and battered his saveloy.
"hi this is 911, how the hell r u today?"
"HELP IVE JUST BURNT MY SAUSAGE!"

lmfao Imotep u are to funny omfg burnt sasuage

[Kronik Bagz]

i take it she meant her cat??? which if u think about some old lady mistakin her cat fer a tri tip, it iz kinda funny, lmao. but if it was HER pussy, now thats a funny thought, some chik stradlin a george forman grill, "ooooooo, that feels good, nice,............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... ..........................MY PUSSY IZ BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ammie]

i take it she meant her cat??? which if u think about some old lady mistakin her cat fer a tri tip, it iz kinda funny, lmao. but if it was HER pussy, now thats a funny thought, some chik stradlin a george forman grill, "ooooooo, that feels good, nice,............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .........................AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!............SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..... ..........................MY PUSSY IZ BURNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao omfg i cant belive u just posted that


see bagz this is y we love ur silly ass. u say wtf u want and dont give a shit!!!!

[Imotep]

stradlin a george foreman grill lol