Quote Originally Posted by VoidLivesOn
Well seeing as I was arrested the other night and now grounded I've had alot of time to think and write.I'll share one with you.


The shimmer of brown that casts off my lawn is enough to make a man my age cry.One would think the mornings fluorescent glow of sunshine could make my characterless past-time look a little less synthetic.One would be wrong then.What have I become when the only thing that enlightens my life is a stupid,absurb hobby I only took up because the doctor insisted I find something better to do then sitting on my couch reflecting on something I don't even have enough fortitude to call a life.

Long mornings spent in front of the window not able to escape the sudden aspiration I seem get to make love to my neighbors daughter everytime I see her get in her car to drive away to something she claims to be a life.Am I just a horny old man or maybe jealous?

Long nights spent sitting up in my bed disputing with the depths of my consciousness I'm really not going crazy and the appalling noise thats kept me awake for 20 years is a product of something I find discomfort in calling a wife.Or maybe its her snore.

Long days spent with a family that for some reason I find myself loathing more and more each time they spend money on me in a desperate attempt to forestall the guilt they will gain when I finally die.Or is this called "love"?

A long life it has been indeed.Thank god I died yesterday.



(ever been bored with your uncanny ability to write at 4:15 in the morning?)
If your an old man who has a lawn that sucks i'd keep it if i were you.
The only reason that this old fart keeps his computer is because its the only thing that will go down on me. gee whiz wally.

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daima Reviewed by daima on . I'm an old man....and my lawn sucks Well seeing as I was arrested the other night and now grounded I've had alot of time to think and write.I'll share one with you. The shimmer of brown that casts off my lawn is enough to make a man my age cry.One would think the mornings fluorescent glow of sunshine could make my characterless past-time look a little less synthetic.One would be wrong then.What have I become when the only thing that enlightens my life is a stupid,absurb hobby I only took up because the doctor insisted I find Rating: 5