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06-08-2006, 03:50 AM #11Senior Member
The Draft
Originally Posted by graymatter
I have an unkind Pat Robertson fantasy. And it's my mission to share it. In it, Pat is piloting the next jet owned by his organzation to go down, killing the pilot and his co-passenger, who is Jerry Falwell. The fantasy jet would go down this season in the worst hurricane ever on record, something far out in the Atlantic that won't hurt anybody else. Brother Pat will be cemeted forever as a wise and brilliant weather prophet. His estate and the fortunes of CBN will go to the pro-choice and pro-national-health care movements. Brother Jerry's fortunes will go to gay-lesbian-friendly and environmental causes, particularly global warming.
Legions of thinking, caring people throughout the world will rejoice.[SIZE=\"4\"]\"That best portion of a good man\'s life: his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.\"[/SIZE]
[align=center]William Wordsworth, English poet (1770 - 1850)[/align]
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