Quote Originally Posted by BOgart.bitch
haha yes, that reminds me.. the other day i was in town and i could have sworn the cops were fucking with me and my friends.. they kept stopping like a block from where we were .. it was terrible i almost tweaked lol

--ive never seen a stoned couch before, either.. ive seen quite a few stoned closets, though.. haha. malteser?? fill me in.. what is that?
Holy unlyrical lyrics batman!!!!!!! you dont know what maltesers are!?!? you have alot to learn, my friend, alot to learn indeed

i remember bein at a party, it lasted all night and at about 7am we ran out of papers, no one else at the party had any papers, so we were like 'ok fuck it, time for the bong' but this one guy hated bongs or some shit so, somehow, it turnd out that it was me that has to go to the store to get the papers.. i took a hit on the bong and walked to the store, and there were 2 cops standin outside.. i tried to act normal but i started laughin when i got close to them, and had a fuckin fit of the giggles.. they both questioned me and i knewe they werent gonan arrest me but i could tell they enjoyed fuckin with me.. cops r assholes lol

by the way, when did u see a stoned closet!?! lol

anyway, back to the important thing, MALTESERS!!! Maltesers are the best invention since sliced bread man!!! "a soft and yet crunchy honeycomb centre, covered in a rich layer of chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hand" LOL