paranoid

[YES]

We are just a bunch of paranoid stoners.

Did i hear sirens? Shit.

[GHoSToKeR]

i dont know! i think if we rip a hole in the back and exhale there we'll be fine. haha.

good idea

i never seen a stoned couch before

want a malteser? lol

[BOgart.bitch]

haha yes, that reminds me.. the other day i was in town and i could have sworn the cops were fucking with me and my friends.. they kept stopping like a block from where we were .. it was terrible i almost tweaked lol

--ive never seen a stoned couch before, either.. ive seen quite a few stoned closets, though.. haha. malteser?? fill me in.. what is that?

[GHoSToKeR]

haha yes, that reminds me.. the other day i was in town and i could have sworn the cops were fucking with me and my friends.. they kept stopping like a block from where we were .. it was terrible i almost tweaked lol

--ive never seen a stoned couch before, either.. ive seen quite a few stoned closets, though.. haha. malteser?? fill me in.. what is that?

Holy unlyrical lyrics batman!!!!!!! you dont know what maltesers are!?!? you have alot to learn, my friend, alot to learn indeed

i remember bein at a party, it lasted all night and at about 7am we ran out of papers, no one else at the party had any papers, so we were like 'ok fuck it, time for the bong' but this one guy hated bongs or some shit so, somehow, it turnd out that it was me that has to go to the store to get the papers.. i took a hit on the bong and walked to the store, and there were 2 cops standin outside.. i tried to act normal but i started laughin when i got close to them, and had a fuckin fit of the giggles.. they both questioned me and i knewe they werent gonan arrest me but i could tell they enjoyed fuckin with me.. cops r assholes lol

by the way, when did u see a stoned closet!?! lol

anyway, back to the important thing, MALTESERS!!! Maltesers are the best invention since sliced bread man!!! "a soft and yet crunchy honeycomb centre, covered in a rich layer of chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hand" LOL

[YES]

They look good. Maltesers, I think thats a bad name for a candy.

You like in the UK, right Ghost? Ive never seen those in the here, in the states.

Why did you have to get the papers. Ill tell you why. BECAUSE ITS A CONSPIRACY.

Youll have to forgive me, im not stoned.

[BOgart.bitch]

oo they look yummy! they remind me of whoppers, have you ever had them? mmm mmm good. i love me a nice whopper shake haha.

damn right cops are assholes. haha but arent those giggles fun? i love going to work high im always so happy and giggly.. makes the day go faster. and.. as far as you having to go get the papers.. that sounds fucked.. the guy who complained about the bong should have had to go get the papers since he was the one making the fuss.



ohh the stoned closet story is a sad one lol.. i was going to this school over the summer.. it was like a college prep summer camp thing.. where you go to a local university and take classes blah blah.. anyway.. this one girl and i went into her dorm and rolled a J.. one of the counselors was in the room right next to us, laying on her bed with the window open.. so we knew we couldnt smoke out of the window (we figured it would go straight to her).. so.. we thought that to contain the smoke we would try to blow it into her closet haha.. so we sat there with our heads jammed into the closet and smoked up.. evidentally, we were morons because that didnt help at all.. we fanned out the room and sprayed ourselves.. then stupid me decided to go right down into the lobby.. they smelled it on us right away and we both got kicked out. but hey - i did get to see a closet get blazed. haha.

[YES]

I blazed my refridgerater.

Ok, i lied.

Ive have never got busted because i smelled like weed. After smoking you can smell it but its not that bad to the point where people are saying shit.

IM tired and not making any sense.

[BOgart.bitch]

psh thats what i thought too until i did get busted.. when i walked into the lounge my ex said he could smell me from across the room.. ever since then my paranoia level (especially about getting sniffed out) has sky rocketed.

im tired too.. and smelly. i need a bath but im too tired and lazy.

[KyserSozay]

some say paranoia is the ultimate in awareness. why r u all looking at me that way

[YES]

some say paranoia is the ultimate in awareness. why r u all looking at me that way

Haha. Nice one. Gave me a good laugh.