Quote Originally Posted by P.E.N.G.U.I.N.
It's a joke, you guys. I was bored, so I made a joke with an exaggerated stoner calling for pizza, it's not a true story and it's just there so you can to it. Don't read so far in to it about it being the reason people hate stoners because it's just a joke. Joke's aren't funny unless they have one thing blown out of proportion, guess what was blown out on that one?

Jeez...
Amen, brother.

I'll go to get food every once in a while when I'm stoned... I just have to make sure not to talk to fast, and I always take a long time choosing from the menu <.< Everything else goes smoothly. Me and my friends were fucking with the McDonald's Drive-Thru person the other night, she handed us our food and said "Here you go", and I responded with "The eagle has landed" and just drove off, completely straightfaced. It took a lot of restraint to keep from breaking out laughing until we were out of view :smokin:
Bob the Awesome Reviewed by Bob the Awesome on . Stoner pizza call. "Pizza hut, is this a delivery?" "Delivery...?" "Do you want us to bring you pizza or are you going to come get it?" "Oh, shit, bring it up to me!" "Okay, what's your phone number?" *looks on back of phone* "I don't see it." "...what?" "I don't see my phone's number on it!" "...no, what number should I dial if I want to call you?" "Oh...882 4585" Rating: 5