It's a joke, you guys. I was bored, so I made a joke with an exaggerated stoner calling for pizza, it's not a true story and it's just there so you can to it. Don't read so far in to it about it being the reason people hate stoners because it's just a joke. Joke's aren't funny unless they have one thing blown out of proportion, guess what was blown out on that one?

Jeez...